What happens when you combine a golden toilet, the internet, and a completely unnecessary goal of one million flushes?

You get The Golden Toilet 1 Million Flush Challenge from The Flush Report™.

Yes, it’s real. Yes, there’s an actual counter. And yes, every time someone hits the FLUSH button, the number goes up.

Our mission is simple:

🚽 GET THE GOLDEN TOILET TO 1,000,000 FLUSHES

We built an interactive Golden Toilet right here on The Flush Report website and now we need the PoopGang — and basically anyone on the internet with a few seconds to waste — to help us reach one million.

WHAT IS THE GOLDEN TOILET CHALLENGE?

The Golden Toilet Challenge is a giant shared internet flush counter.

Visitors head to our Golden Toilet page, press the big FLUSH button and add one more flush to the worldwide total.

It isn’t a fake animation or a counter that resets when you leave. Everyone contributes to the same running total.

You might be flush number 500.

You might be flush number 50,000.

Or someday, somebody is going to become the person responsible for:

FLUSH #1,000,000.

And we fully intend to make a ridiculously big deal about it.

📍 WHERE DO I FLUSH IT?

The Golden Toilet lives right here on The Flush Report:

TheFlushReport.com/golden-toilet/

No account is required.

No app is required.

No purchase is required.

Just open the page and hit the Golden Toilet’s FLUSH button.

It works on phones, tablets and computers.

🤔 WHY ARE WE TRYING TO GET ONE MILLION FLUSHES?

Because the internet needs more completely unnecessary accomplishments.

The Flush Report spends most of its time reviewing public restrooms, checking toilet paper quality, testing flush power and hunting for the elusive GOAT — Greatest Of All Toilets.

So naturally, creating an internet-famous Golden Toilet seemed like the next logical step.

There is no complicated reason behind it.

We just want to see whether the internet can collectively flush a virtual toilet ONE MILLION TIMES.

And frankly, we’re curious how long it will take.

A year?

A month?

A week?

That part is up to you.

🏆 HOW DOES IT WORK?

It’s ridiculously simple.

1. Visit the Golden Toilet page.

2. Tap the FLUSH button.

3. Watch the worldwide counter increase.

4. Share your flush and challenge somebody else to do it.

The page keeps track of the total number of flushes along with our progress toward the one-million-flush goal.

There are also milestones along the way as we work toward:

10,000 FLUSHES
100,000 FLUSHES
250,000 FLUSHES
500,000 FLUSHES
750,000 FLUSHES

And finally…

🏆 1,000,000 FLUSHES

📲 FLUSH IT. SHARE IT. CHALLENGE A FRIEND.

This is where you come in.

Hitting the button once helps.

But sharing the Golden Toilet with somebody else is how this thing gets ridiculous.

After you flush, send the page to a friend.

Post it on Facebook.

Send it through Messenger.

Text it to somebody with absolutely no explanation.

Drop it into the family group chat.

Challenge somebody to become the next flush.

If everybody who flushes gets one more person to do it, that counter can start moving very quickly.

🚽 CAN THE INTERNET FLUSH A TOILET ONE MILLION TIMES?

We’re about to find out.